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Springfield is a fictional city where the Simpsons live.

At that place are 32 seasons of 'The Simpsons', the American sitcom. In this commodity, you volition find some of the best 'The Simpsons' quotes.

The post-obit sayings include Marge Simpsons quotes, 'The Simpsons' quotes about love and best Simpsons quotes. You lot tin can also visit [Homer Simpson quotes] and [funny cartoon quotes].

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Homer Simpson Quotes

'The Simpsons' is a show that people like to scout every day. Here are some best sayings from Homer.

1. "Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening."

- Homer Simpson, Flavor 2, Episode vii, 'Bart Vs. Thanksgiving'.

2. "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life'due south problems."

- Homer Simpson, Season viii, Episode eighteen, 'Homer Vs. The Eighteenth Amendment'.

3. "I've learned that life is one crushing defeat later another until you lot just wish Flanders was dead."

- Homer Simpson, Season v, Episode xiii, 'Homer And Apu'.

4. "Kids, yous tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never endeavour."

- Homer Simpson, Flavour 2, Episode vii, 'Bart Vs. Thanksgiving'.

5. "I have so many questions for you. First of all, is this flooring reinforced?"

- Homer Simpson, Season 26, Episode 13,  'Walking Large & Tall'.

half dozen. "It takes 2 to lie; one to lie, and ane to mind."

- Homer Simpson, Season 3, Episode twenty, 'Colonel Homer'.

7. "Weaseling out of things is important to larn; information technology'southward what separates us from the animals… except the weasel."

- Homer Simpson, Season 5, Episode 8, 'Male child-Scoutz 'N The Hood'.

eight. "Lord help me, I'm just not that brilliant."

- Homer Simpson, Flavor 1, Episode 13, 'Some Enchanted Evening'.

ix. "Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

- Homer Simpson, Season 2, Episode 7, 'Bart Vs. Thanksgiving'.

x. "As shortly as you cease this car, I'm gonna hug yous, and kiss you, and then I'll never exist able to let you go!"

- Homer Simpson, Season 2, Episode 12, 'The Way We Was'.

11. "Between your genius and my nothing we make a nifty squad, come on give me a hug!"

- Homer Simpson, Flavour 26, Episode 12, 'The Musk Who Fell to World'.

12. "Aw, xx dollars? I wanted a peanut!"

- Homer Simpson, Season 5, Episode 8, 'Boy-Scoutz 'Northward The Hood'.

thirteen. "...if anyone asks you something yous don't empathize, merely say protons."

- Homer Simpson, Flavour 26, Episode 12,  'The Musk Who Fell to Globe'.

14. "But information technology'southward not on the calendar? Okay, but if I'm sleepy at work tomorrow I get to tell everyone why. "

- Homer Simpson, Flavour 26, Episode 16, 'Sky Police'.

15. "Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them..."

- Homer Simpson, Season 26, Episode sixteen,  'Sky Constabulary'.

16. "Look Moe the least yous can allow me practice is anything I want."

- Homer Simpson, Season 26, Episode fourteen, 'My Fare Lady'.

17. "Marge I believe you're forgetting America'southward greatest wartime wheelchair-leap leader, Professor X of the X-Men."

- Homer, Flavor 26, Episode 13, 'Walking Large & Alpine'.

18. "If you're out of my sight, y'all must constantly Twitter me what you're upwardly to..."

- Homer, Season 21, Episode xiv, 'Postcards From The Wedge'.

xix. "Marge, you're my wife of x years and I beloved you, just I must observe the teachings of this human I just met this evening."

- Homer, Season 26, Episode thirteen, 'Walking Large & Tall'.

20. "No no honey, I honey everything yous strength me to do."

- Homer, Flavour 26, Episode 21,  'Balderdash-E'.

21. "Spread the word: peace and chicken."

- Homer, Season 21, Episode xvi,  'The Greatest Story E'er D'ohed'.

Marge Simpson Quotes

Marge sayings are pretty funny as well. Take a look at some hither.

22. "You're going to stay your current ages for the rest of your lives."

- Marge, Flavour 26, Episode 20, 'Allow's Go Wing a Coot'.

23. "I'grand so embarrassed I wish in that location was a hole I could simply crawl into and die."

- Marge, Season 6, Episode 04, 'Itchy & Scratchyland'.

24. "This family has had its differences and we've squabbled, but we've never had knife fights before. And I arraign this house."

- Marge, Season ii, Episode three, 'Treehouse Of Horror'.

25. "Oh, Milhouse doesn't count."

- Marge, Flavor half-dozen, Episode 19, 'Lisa'southward Wedding ceremony'.

26. "Halloween is a very strange holiday. Personally, I don't empathise information technology. Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to exist devils."

- Marge, Season 2, Episode three, 'Treehouse Of Horror'.

27. "Today he'southward drinking people's blood. Tomorrow he could exist smoking."

- Marge, Flavour 2, Episode 3, 'Treehouse Of Horror'.

28. "...if y'all raised three children who tin knock out and hog necktie a perfect stranger you must be doing something right."

- Marge, Flavor ane, Episode 13, 'Some Enchanted Evening'.

29. "You lot know the courts might non piece of work anymore, just as long equally anybody is videotaping anybody else justice will be done! "

- Marge, Season six, Episode ix, 'Homer Badman'.

30. " I don't want to alarm everyone, merely I call up there's a little al-central-hol in this punch."

- Marge, Flavor 1, Episode 1, 'Simpsons Roasting On An Open Burn'.

31. "Bart! Stop pestering Satan."

- Marge, Flavor 7, Episode 10, 'The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular'.

32. "Maybe we should spend more time with Bart. He's becoming isolated and weird. "

- Marge, Flavour 6, Episode i, 'Bart of Darkness'.

33. "Can't crush a skybox. All the excitement of being in the sky with the security of being in a box."

- Marge, Flavor 14, Episode v, 'Helter Shelter'.

34. "Homer, I similar to think that I'1000 a patient, tolerant adult female and that there was no line that you could cross that would make me stop loving you. Merely last nighttime yous didn't just cross that line, you lot threw upward on it!"

- Marge, Season two, Episode 20, 'The State of war Of The Simpsons'.

35. "Only three cavities, Bart, your best checkup ever! I'g going to make you my specialty, butterscotch chicken."

- Marge, Flavour eight, Episode 6, 'A Milhouse Divided'.

36. "Bart! Yous're no longer in Sunday School. Don't swear."

- Marge, Season two, Episode 13, 'Homer Vs. Lisa And The 8th Commandment'.

37. "If someone did eat Bart's shorts they'd have a tum total of pocket garbage."

- Marge, Season eighteen, Episode 21,  '24 Minutes'.

38. "I guess one person can brand a difference. But most of the fourth dimension, they probably shouldn't."

- Marge, Flavor two, Episode 9, 'Itchy & Scratchy & Marge'.

39. "Normally your father'southward crackpot schemes fizzle out as soon he finds something proficient on TV. But this flavour…"

- Marge, Season 7, Episode 7, 'King-Size Homer'.

40. "Lisa, you're learning many lessons tonight. And i of them is to always give your mother the do good of the doubtfulness."

- Marge, Flavor 2, Episode four, '2 Cars In Every Garage And Iii Eyes On Every Fish'.

41. "These are Homer's friends and family unit. They don't desire him dead. They only want him to endure."

- Marge, Season 14, Episode vi, 'The Dandy Louse Detectives'.

Bart Simpson Quotes

Become a outset-hand insight into Bart's everyday life with these quotes.

42. "Y'all're asking the incorrect guy, Milhouse, you lot're asking the wrong guy."

- S03E23, 'Bart's Friend Falls In Love'.

43. "She's similar a Milk Dud, Lis. Sugariness on the outside, poison on the inside."

— S06E07, 'Bart's Girlfriend'.

44. "Everything changes when you lot become to large one-o. Your legs offset to go, candy doesn't gustatory modality as good anymore."

- S03E01, 'Stark Raving Dad'.

45. "I can't hope I'll try, but I'll try to try."

— S08E20, 'The Canine Mutiny'.

46. "Hey, cool, I'm dead."

- S02E10, 'Bart Gets Hitting By A Auto'.

47. "Oh! My ovaries!"

— S04E07, 'Marge Gets A Chore'.

48. "I similar to call this story Hungry are the Damned."

- S02E03, 'Treehouse Of Horror'.

49. "I didn't think it was physically possible, only this...blows."

— S10E15, 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'.

fifty. "Oh, Space Mutants 4! Drop me off! Drop me off!"

- S01E08, 'The Telltale Head'.

51. "That's not fair! I'thousand x times the Krusty fan yous are. I even have the Krusty Home Pregnancy test!"

— S04E15, 'I Love Lisa'.

52. "I got a rapid heartbeat from his Krusty brand vitamins, my Krusty Kalculator didn't have a vii or an viii, and Krusty'due south autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions."

- S04E01, 'Kamp Krusty'.

53. "I think Grandfather smells like that torso in the garage where the bottom's all moisture."

— S02E17, 'One-time Coin'.

54. "I olfactory property bacon, let's see if he's wearing a wire."

- S04E01, 'Kamp Krusty'.

55. "Mom, Dad, just then yous don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia."

— S06E16, 'Bart Vs. Australia'.

56. "Very scary, Mr. Flanders, only I've got a story so scary you lot'll wet your pants."

- S04E05, 'Treehouse Of Horror Three'.

57. "Wow, that is the biggest Rice Krispie foursquare I've ever seen! The rich sure know how to live."

— S05E20, 'The Male child Who Knew Also Much'.

58. "Bart and Millhouse: Springfield, Springfield, it's a hell of a town, the schoolyards upwards and the shopping malls down. Springfield, Springfield."

- S05E08, 'Male child Scoutz N The Hood'.

59. "If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to information technology."

— S03E20, 'Colonel Homer'.

60. "My chunky brothers! Gorge yourselves at the trough of freedom!"

- S04E01, 'Kamp Krusty'.

61. "So much for the days when I could say, 'At least my mother'southward normal.'"

— S06E11, 'Fear of Flying'.

Lisa Simpson Quotes

Really one tin can learn a lot every day from Lisa'south words. Hither is a list so that y'all besides can offset to learn.

62. "Mom, romance is dead. It was caused past Hallmark and Disney in a hostile takeover, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."

— Lisa, S06E03, 'Another Simpsons Clip Evidence'.

63. "Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?"

- Lisa, S02E06, 'Dead Putting Social club'.

64. "If you take away our cartoons, nosotros'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots."

— Lisa, S02E09, 'Itchy & Scratchy & Marge'.

65. "Does it make you feel superior to tear down people's dreams?"

- Lisa, S14E16, 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky'.

66. "They want sentiment? I'll pump 'em and so full of sap they'll have to blow their olfactory organ with a pancake!"

— Lisa, S09E21, 'Girly Edition'.

67. "I think you need Skinner, Bart. Everybody needs a nemesis."

- Lisa, S05E19, 'Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song'.

68. "It's not my nature to complain, simply so far today we've had iii movies, ii filmstrips, and an hour and a half of magazine time. I just don't experience challenged."

— Lisa, S08E25, 'The Secret War Of Lisa Simpson'.

69. "I learned that below my goody two-shoes lies some very nighttime socks."

- Lisa, S19E14, 'Dial "North" For Nerder'.

70. Come on, Bart. Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic."

— Lisa, S05E08, 'Boy-Scoutz 'Due north The Hood'.

71. "I'one thousand proud of you, Mom. You're like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people knew nigh before y'all."

- Lisa, S18E17, 'Marge Gamer'.

72. "Don't yous meet? Getting what y'all want all time volition ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless."

— Lisa, S06E12, 'Homer the Corking'.

73. "All the years I've wanted to be treated like an developed have blown up in my face up."

- Lisa, S03E08, 'Lisa'due south Pony'.

74. "Shut upwards, encephalon. I got friends now. I don't need you lot anymore. "

— Lisa, S06E01, 'Bart of Darkness'.

75. "They revamped this ride because of massive complaints from ii people."

- Lisa, S26E10, 'The Man Who Came to Be Dinner'.

76. "I've got it all figured out. I'll be unappreciated in my own country, just my gutsy blues stylings will electrify the French."

— Lisa, S03E18, 'Dissever Vocations'.

77. "I always knew someday Mom would violently ascent up and cast off the shackles of our male oppressors."

- Lisa, S05E06, 'Marge On The Lam'.

78. "Mom, look, I found something more than fun than complaining!"

— Lisa, S07E14, 'Scenes From The Class Struggle In Springfield'.

79. "Dad, women won't like existence shot in the face."

- Lisa, S15E06, 'Today, I Am A Clown'.

80. "Remember, Dad, all glory is fleeting."

— Lisa, S06E12, 'Homer the Dandy'.

81. "Stupid omnibus that can't even go to the stupid identify it'due south supposed to stupid go."

- Lisa, S09E24, 'Lost Our Lisa'.

Ned Flanders Quotes

Ned often starts his day by outset greeting his neighbors when he sees them. Read these popular quotes about him to know more.

82. "Well I can't say for certain, but as a Christian, I presume the worst."

- S19E09, 'Eternal Moonshine Of The Simpson Heed'.

83. "Can I make my famous mimosa? A little sparkling water in a glass total of regular water?"

- S26E21, 'Bull-E'.

84. "Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middleman who jacked up the price, and allow's not forget the humane merely determined boys at the abattoir."

- S05E16, 'Homer Loves Flanders'.

85. "He's a hero all correct, a hero sandwich full of bologna!"

- S26E21, 'Bull-E'.

86. "Spend less time on your back and more than time on your knees."

-  S23E03, 'Treehouse of Horror XXII'.

87. "Sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she tin can't observe hers!"

- S02E20, 'The War Of The Simpsons'.

88. "I've washed everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"

- S08E08, 'Hurricane Neddy'.

89. "Lamentable is not just the most exciting board game ever devised, information technology's a discussion I need to hear from you!"

- S26E21, 'Bull-E'.

90. "Homer, did you lot but buckle your chugalug through my loop?"

- S23E21, 'Ned 'N' Edna's Alloy'.

91. "Thanks for taking me to that Pinkberry place. Information technology's a lot less racy than its proper name would pb you lot to believe."

- S22E22, 'The Ned-Liest Grab'.

92. "Call me Delta Airlines, considering I can't handle all your actress baggage."

- S22E22, 'The Ned-Liest Catch'.

93. "Did a volcano erupt in Candyland? 'Crusade I just caught me a flyin' cerise hot!"

- S22E22, 'The Ned-Liest Grab'.

94. "Now what tin I ding dong diddly do for you?"

- S08E08, 'Hurricane Neddy'.

95. "That sounds salty, but yous seem sweet. I'm going to call y'all kettle corn."

- S25E04, 'YOLO'.

96. "Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kicking in the kididdlehopper!"

- S20E12, 'No Loan Over again, Naturally'.

97. "There are some things nosotros don't desire to know. Important things."

- S08E08, 'Hurricane Neddy'.

98. "I'm not thinking straight, why did I take that wine cooler last month?"

- S21E05, 'The Devil Wears Null'.

99. "Beloved Lord, give thanks you for Ziggy comics, niggling baby ducks and 'Sweatin' to the Oldies,' volumes one, two and four."

- S04E11, 'Homer's Triple Bypass'.

100. "Now I know yous've had a few too many waters, only that is no reason for the sailor talk."

- S26E19, 'The Kids Are All Fight'.

101. "Simply tell them that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies that God is making happen."

- S25E12, 'The Man Who Grew Too Much'.

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